The Trouble with Wayne Rooney’s Granny (The Wolds trilogy) (Free Kindle Book) – By Keith Rylands-Bolton
|Title: The Trouble with Wayne Rooney’s Granny (The Wolds trilogy)
Author: Keith Rylands-Bolton
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|It is June 2006. As the nation tears its hair out at England’s woeful World Cup performances in Germany, Colin Cartwright, head teacher of the Jean Ingelow Community School, Bellingham, suffers his own breakdown during an Ofsted inspection.
Following a worry-dream, prompted by the state of Wayne Rooney’s metatarsal, Colin finds his waking life haunted by the presence of the young superstar’s granny. As the inspection looms, his grip on reality gradually begins to…