Title: The Newts
Author: Matt Valenti
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Would you go to hell and back for the sake of America?

‘Ed the Electrician’ vows to do just that, at an emergency Tea Party meeting one stormy night.

His real name is Ed Wurlitzerbachermann, and he’s a middle-aged bald man who is opposed to gay marriage, illegal immigrants, and anything they do in San Francisco. Health care reform makes him sick. All he knows about socialism is that he’s against it. And he will never, ever eat arugula. But nothing makes…