Title: God’s Love Sucks: A Brief Memoir of a Born-Again Vampire
Author: Stephen Woodfin
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"As vampires go, I was a pretty good guy, until I found Jesus Christ."

So begins this hilarious dark satire about a lawyer turned vampire who becomes a born-again Christian. Forget whatever you thought you knew about vampires. This work of short-form fiction (just over 5,000 words) dispels the myths and demonstrates how decent vampires really are.