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Are We Driving up the Right Riverbed?: Against all odds, an English couple restore a Spanish ruin in Andalucia Kindle Edition

4.3 out of 5 stars 252 ratings

With little money and only a basic grasp of the language, how do you set about restoring a ruined cottage in Spain?

The true story of a British couple on holiday in Spain, who discover a ruined farmhouse for sale in Andalucia. The romantic notion of owning their own little place in the sun - for not very much money - and being able to live a Spanish lifestyle, is too good to resist.

Unfortunately, as so often happens in Spain, the deal is not quite what it seems when they discover that the man selling the property does not actually own it. This is only the start of a long journey. Renovating the
finca becomes a much bigger task than anticipated. Along the way there are many comic episodes and they encounter a host of extraordinary characters, including six different builders and a hostile neighbour. Comedy and confusion ensue.

Nothing daunted, a few years later they decide to have a house built to their own design. Once again, there are unforeseen problems. A rogue lawyer absconds with their money, and a series of totally bizarre events conspire to make a simple project into a complex puzzle; it takes many years before the reasons for all these frustrations finally fall into place.

Vital reading for anyone wishing to restore a ruin, renovate a
finca, or battle with Spanish bureaucracy in a bid to enjoy a little place in the sun.

122 photos and 6 illustrations.

Product details

  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B076CST1MH
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Socciones Editoria Digitale
  • Accessibility ‏ : ‎ Learn more
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ 9 Oct. 2017
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 8.1 MB
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 356 pages
  • Page Flip ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Customer reviews:
    4.3 out of 5 stars 252 ratings

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David Collison
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David Collison’s career began in 1955 as an ASM at the Arts Theatre Club in London where the young Artistic Director, Peter Hall, discovered that David had a particular aptitude for spot-cueing sound effects on 78 rpm discs. This led to an interest in recording sound effects and eventually becoming thee first person to be called a Sound Designer in the theatre. In 1962, he was the first person to receive a poster credit for sound.

During the 1970s and 1980s, he was sound designer on more than sixty musicals in London’s West End, including Fiddler on the Roof, Blitz, Pickwick, Company, Cabaret, A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum, Mame, A Little Night Music, Grease, Applause, Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat, Jesus Christ Superstar, etc.

He was also Sound Designer for the Royal Shakespeare Company under Sir Peter Hall and for the National Theatre Company under Sir Laurence Olivier. As a consultant, he designed permanent sound systems for many theatres and concert halls in the UK and around the world, including the the National Theatre of Great Britain.

In 2007, he was honoured by the USITT (United States Institute of Theatre Technology) with the Harold Burris-Meyer Distinguished Career in Sound Design Award.

Books Published:

STAGE SOUND (1976) with a foreword by Sir Peter Hall. Second edition in 1982.

“Collison’s book would be an important addition to theatre and college libraries even if it were not a good one - which it is.” CHOICE (USA)

THE SOUND OF THEATRE (2008) describes the use and development of sound in the theatre from the Ancients Greeks up to the modern digital age.

“The whole book is such an informative and generous record of its subject.”

HAL PRINCE (Broadway producer and director)

ARE WE DRIVING UP THE RIGHT RIVERBED? published in 2017, is an account of the many years he and his wife spent renovating a ruined cottage in Spain and then attempting to build a house they had designed in Andalucia. It is a story of elation, despair and comedy in equal measures.

“I was intrigued after such vivid descriptions of the potential property in Spain how David and Alison’s journey would continue. Glad to say I was not disappointed”

M.J.A. (Amazon reviewer)

A brilliant “what on earth will happen next?” thrilling read, full of entertainment, and a twisty story beautifully told. How to survive in foreign parts, a very British tale.

Richard Pilbrow

NAMEDROPPING IN THE WINGS (2021)

"I love books that give you an insight into the workings backstage - especially of there is a bit of gossip involved." So I LOVED THIS BOOK.

Nick Wakeman (Musical Theatre Review)

"Entertainikng, eloquent and star-studded book."

Nick Smurthwaite (Stage and Television Today)

"A most enjoyable read."

Phil Ward (Lighting & Sound America))

"Will without dount appeal to anybody who enjoys reading about celebrities and show business and following an illustrious career."

John Offord (Entertainment Technology Magazine)

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Customers find this book to be a brilliant read with a wonderfully written true story that spans nearly 30 years. Moreover, they appreciate the humor throughout the narrative, with one customer describing it as a rollercoaster of emotions. Additionally, the book provides interesting insights into the difficulties faced during the restoration process, and one customer notes its remarkable tale of persistence.

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Customers find the book to be a brilliant and first-class read.

"A wonderful and very amusing read, detailing the author's continual trials and tribulations whilst attempting to build their perfect holiday cottage..." Read more

"I loved reading this book and take my hat of to Alison and David for persevering through Spain’s corrupt and confusing planning and building..." Read more

"...Very enjoyable read of the author's experiences" Read more

"...Couldn't put it down. A true story of triumph and good humour over adversity. Essential reading for anyone contemplating buying a slice of Spain...." Read more

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Customers praise this wonderfully written true story, appreciating its honest approach and detailed descriptions. One customer notes that it spans nearly 30 years.

"...Very well written and enjoyable." Read more

"This is an amazing true story of a British couples determination to achieve a Spanish holiday home in the campo of South Spain...." Read more

"...A highly recommended, heart-warming story and it's a joy to share their travails over the many years." Read more

"...Essential reading for anyone that enjoys a well written story...." Read more

7 customers mention ‘Humor’7 positive0 negative

Customers find the book humorous, particularly noting how the authors maintain their sense of humor throughout the challenges they face while restoring the Spanish ruin.

"A wonderful and very amusing read, detailing the author's continual trials and tribulations whilst attempting to build their perfect holiday cottage..." Read more

"...The author's descriptions are to detail and make good reading." Read more

"...Often humorous, you share their ups and downs, their frustration, anger and happy moments...." Read more

"...Couldn't put it down. A true story of triumph and good humour over adversity. Essential reading for anyone contemplating buying a slice of Spain...." Read more

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Customers appreciate the emotional depth of the book, sharing their ups and downs and providing interesting insights into the difficulties they faced. One customer describes it as an enjoyable rollercoaster of emotions, while another notes the unbelievable problems they had to cope with.

"...part of the story, but it was great to fill in the gaps and hear all the details. Very well written and enjoyable." Read more

"...Often humorous, you share their ups and downs, their frustration, anger and happy moments...." Read more

"Interesting insight into the difficulties you might have trying to build a home in Andulucia. Very enjoyable read of the author's experiences" Read more

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4 customers mention ‘Persistence’4 positive0 negative

Customers appreciate the book's story of persistence and determination, describing it as a remarkable tale of triumph.

"...Couldn't put it down. A true story of triumph and good humour over adversity. Essential reading for anyone contemplating buying a slice of Spain...." Read more

"Excellent reading. Both must have exceptional patience! Absolutely crazy the way these officials work in Spain and no doubt other countries...." Read more

"...these 2 have so much determination - it's amazing! A tale spanning nearly 30 years." Read more

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Top reviews from United Kingdom

  • Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 8 March 2018
    A wonderful and very amusing read, detailing the author's continual trials and tribulations whilst attempting to build their perfect holiday cottage in Spain. If you've ever had to deal with local government bureaucracy in a foreign country you'll have every sympathy with David and Alison. I couldn't put this book down!
    Knowing David and Alison, I had heard part of the story, but it was great to fill in the gaps and hear all the details. Very well written and enjoyable.
    One person found this helpful
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  • Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 4 February 2021
    I loved reading this book and take my hat of to Alison and David for persevering through Spain’s corrupt and confusing planning and building regulations. Read this book if you are considering property in Spain, and go into it with your eyes well and truly open.
  • Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 23 September 2018
    This is an amazing true story of a British couples determination to achieve a Spanish holiday home
    in the campo of South Spain.
    The problems they are presented with by the Spanish authorities is unbelievable. The stoic character of them both is commendable, especially with the complication of the language issue.
    I thoroughly enjoyed their struggles over the years which puts my dealings with the legal system in Spain as smallfry.
    I have read many books about people who have bought overseas and this is the worst case of bureaucracy I have encountered.
    I challenge you to read this book and disagree.
    The author's descriptions are to detail and make good reading.
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  • Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 31 May 2018
    If you are even remotely considering buying and restoring a property in Spain as a hideaway in the sun, this is a 'must read'. The fortitude and determination this couple showed over many, many years to achieve their dream is a beautifully written read. Often humorous, you share their ups and downs, their frustration, anger and happy moments. It paints a wonderful picture of the region (Malaga, Alumenacar), the characters and personalities who live there and the lives they lead. A highly recommended, heart-warming story and it's a joy to share their travails over the many years.
    3 people found this helpful
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  • Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 4 June 2018
    Interesting insight into the difficulties you might have trying to build a home in Andulucia. Very enjoyable read of the author's experiences
  • Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 15 November 2018
    Bought the kindle version while in spain. Couldn't put it down. A true story of triumph and good humour over adversity. Essential reading for anyone contemplating buying a slice of Spain. Essential reading for anyone that enjoys a well written story. Also the first kindle book I've read where the pictures are in the right place to really bring the text to life.
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  • Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 11 December 2018
    Liked it from star to finish
  • Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 22 September 2020
    First class book if your thinking of maybe going a bit off grid in spain. I nearly went down the same path as this couple a few years ago and after reading this excellent book glad i never .The views and lifestyle are one thing but you have to be able to sleep at night.I will keep returning to places like Competa but just for long holidays.I really did enjoy this book and the honest way in how it was written.

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  • Bigsurwego
    5.0 out of 5 stars O M G !!
    Reviewed in the United States on 22 February 2023
    This story takes the cake! Wow! This couple has fortitude and then some. How they can be as patient and understanding as they were through all of this I can only guess. Perhaps the delicious local cuisine and spectacular views smoothed the rough edges and crazy Spanish bureaucracy.
  • Mark
    5.0 out of 5 stars Spanish country properties - an epic saga
    Reviewed in France on 7 January 2018
    An extraordinary tale of the trials and tribulations of restoring country cottages in Spain, spanning several decades of dogged determination and ingenuity. Primarily a commentary on the burocratic convolutions and practical complexities of holiday homes in a rapidly evolving country, it reflects the author's obvious love for the place and its people. It is populated with remarkable characters and events, all treated with warmth and humour. Eminently readable and should be compulsory reading for anyone considering a similar venture.
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  • Reno, NV
    3.0 out of 5 stars Frustrating read....
    Reviewed in the United States on 4 September 2019
    It's not that the book wasn't written well, it's just so frustrating. What I learned is NEVER buy a house in Spain. The bureaucratic, red tape is absolutely ridiculous.
  • JH
    5.0 out of 5 stars Worth five stars
    Reviewed in the United States on 15 July 2018
    I thoroughly recommend this entertaining and informative account of the author's journey to achieve a dream holiday home east of Malaga in Southern Spain. He writes well and joy of joys included photographs. Excellent read!

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