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Stuff the Turkey (Festive Flaws and Fairy Lights Book 1) Kindle Edition
Susie Satchel has it all. A new job, her own flat and a long-term boyfriend. She’s even got a new hair-style and a pair of to-die-for boots to wear as the festive period approaches. She is going to live her dream this year and have the best Christmas ever, if it’s the last thing she does. Cosy, quiet and sparkly are her three favourite words for the holidays and she is determined to make sure that her Christmas is just that.
However, it seems that the great universe has other ideas for Susie as things don’t quite go as planned – starting with the work’s Christmas do which, to the amusement of others, turns into a farce at her expense.
Will Susie get through Christmas with a smile on her face or will her world, including the Christmas tree, come tumbling down around her?
- LanguageEnglish
- Publication date10 Dec. 2016
- File size933 KB
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- ASIN : B01LWC18E8
- Accessibility : Learn more
- Publication date : 10 Dec. 2016
- Language : English
- File size : 933 KB
- Screen Reader : Supported
- Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
- X-Ray : Not Enabled
- Word Wise : Enabled
- Print length : 317 pages
- Page Flip : Enabled
- Book 1 of 2 : Festive Flaws and Fairy Lights
- Best Sellers Rank: 1,118,315 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
- 2,690 in Humourous Dark Comedy
- 6,523 in Holiday Fiction (Kindle Store)
- 9,407 in General Humourous Fiction
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About the author

Tara Ford lives in Hampshire, UK with her husband, children, a naughty husky, quite a few well protected koi carp and a very frustrated heron. When she's not busily tapping away at the keyboard, she likes to pretend she can cook or she'll wander into her garden to poke and prod at the plants and flowers, for just long enough to fool the neighbours into thinking that she knows what she's doing.
Failing all of the above, Tara likes to spend time procrastinating while the dinner burns and the flowers wither and die.
You can visit Tara's blog at - http://taraford.weebly.com/
A few words from the author...
I have spent the last thirty years waiting to write my first book. Why so long, I hear you ask? Well you know how it is, you get an idea in your head, mull it over for a while, get married, rekindle the dream momentarily, have children and then wake up thirty years down the line and think - Gosh! Where did that time go?
My novel writing dream manifested itself when I was fifteen years old. I had been set some English homework, to write an essay about something which I cannot remember now. What I do remember is the trouble I got into when I handed my completed, labour of love, story in. It may seem odd that I got into trouble for handing in homework when these days it is a godsend to get children to even think about doing any homework but there was a slight problem... The problem was that I had written a love story which was rather explicit. Firstly, it was completely unsuitable for a fifteen year old to write and secondly, it was deemed extremely unsuitable material for school work.
Sadly, my essay was discarded and I was duly punished for the crime, although my teacher did take me aside and admit that the story had been well written, the content was good and I should think about writing more stories. The deep burning desire has stayed with me ever since, although the genre I like to write in now is not anything like Fifty Shades of Grey.
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Customers find the book easy to read and appreciate its humor, with one mentioning it made them both laugh and cry. They describe it as heart-warming. The storyline receives mixed reactions, with several customers noting an abrupt ending.
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Customers find the book easy to read and brilliant, with one customer noting it's perfect holiday reading.
"Love love love this book!! So pleased to have another book to read written by the brilliant Tara Ford...." Read more
"...It’s amazing, best book ever! Perfect holiday reading as well as an home. Only took me 4 days as I couldn’t put it down! 10/10" Read more
"Loved this book from page one til the end, couldn't put it down. An easy read which is packed with emotions from laugh out loud moments to tear..." Read more
"Love this book, made me laugh as the character is funny, a walking disaster area but loveable.... We’ve all been in, or seen some of the situations..." Read more
Customers find the book humorous, describing it as light-hearted fun that makes them laugh, with one customer noting it includes cringe-worthy moments.
"...Susie Satchel was hilarious and heart-warming and I love her!..." Read more
"...It is totally different to the others and I actually prefer the writing style, it has made me cry and giggle! It’s amazing, best book ever!..." Read more
"...this book to anyone who enjoys a lighthearted read and sees the funny side of life!" Read more
"Love this book, made me laugh as the character is funny, a walking disaster area but loveable.... We’ve all been in, or seen some of the situations..." Read more
Customers appreciate the book's emotional content, describing it as heart-warming and tear-jerking, with one customer noting how it made them both cry and giggle.
"...This book made me laugh and cry at all the right places. I feel like I know all of the characters really well and am part of their lives...." Read more
"...to the others and I actually prefer the writing style, it has made me cry and giggle! It’s amazing, best book ever!..." Read more
"...An easy read which is packed with emotions from laugh out loud moments to tear jerking disasters...." Read more
"...Couldn't put it down wanted more .Great character been on an emotional roller coaster ,really didn't like Tara when Jett....... Brilliant so much of..." Read more
Customers find the storyline unsatisfactory, with several mentioning an abrupt ending, and one customer noting a totally unnecessary death mid-way through the story.
"...Also it does not have an ending so you have to buy the next book...." Read more
"...I found the disaster scenarios silly and unlikely. Abrupt ending, designed presumably to make the reader buy the next book, was irritating...." Read more
"...There is an extremely violent and totally unnecessary death mid-way in the story. Its not humorous, or 'festive' - its downright depressing." Read more
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- Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 12 December 2016Love love love this book!!
So pleased to have another book to read written by the brilliant Tara Ford. This book made me laugh and cry at all the right places. I feel like I know all of the characters really well and am part of their lives. Susie Satchel was hilarious and heart-warming and I love her! Not sure how I'm going to wait until next December for the next instalment of Susie's life!!
- Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 13 December 2017I felt this book was a bit sad seeing as it was a Christmas book. Also it does not have an ending so you have to buy the next book. It was like Bridget Jones as the main character was doing very silly thing's and making situations worse.
- Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 7 January 2018I absolutely love this book!! It is totally different to the others and I actually prefer the writing style, it has made me cry and giggle! It’s amazing, best book ever! Perfect holiday reading as well as an home. Only took me 4 days as I couldn’t put it down! 10/10
I absolutely love this book!! It is totally different to the others and I actually prefer the writing style, it has made me cry and giggle! It’s amazing, best book ever! Perfect holiday reading as well as an home. Only took me 4 days as I couldn’t put it down! 10/10
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- Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 12 July 2017Loved this book from page one til the end, couldn't put it down. An easy read which is packed with emotions from laugh out loud moments to tear jerking disasters. I would thoroughly recommend this book to anyone who enjoys a lighthearted read and sees the funny side of life!
- Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 31 January 2021Love this book, made me laugh as the character is funny, a walking disaster area but loveable.... We’ve all been in, or seen some of the situations....had friends that supportive or parents that wrap you with that ‘feel good’ sensation....and one point she really needs all that....just enjoy....
- Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 10 September 2017Bought this because there were so many good reviews. I found the disaster scenarios silly and unlikely. Abrupt ending, designed presumably to make the reader buy the next book, was irritating. Overall very disappointing.
- Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 14 January 2017My favourite book from Tara Ford. I really enjoyed the fun and frolics of the beginning of the book, it really did make me laugh (and books don't normally have that effect on me, and I read plenty!). After a shocking twist, the book becomes a much deeper read which only made me engage with Susie Satchel even more. I loved it. Can't wait for the next one.
- Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 16 September 2017*Spoiler Alert**
This should come with a 'triggering' warning. There is an extremely violent and totally unnecessary death mid-way in the story. Its not humorous, or 'festive' - its downright depressing.