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The Confessions of an Inept Love Soldier Kindle Edition
Olwen has.
Ever been on a first date and found the person you are dining with trying to part your legs under the restaurant table?
Olwen has.
Ever wondered whether love actually exists at all?
Olwen definitely has.
After hitting the new low of being dumped by someone she hadn't even met yet, Olwen started to wonder whether the disastrous twists and turns of her dating journey had been her own fault all along.
This is the brutally honest, hilarious and occasionally heart-breaking dating memoir of a self-confessed lifelong Love Soldier who – despite everything – hoped that one day she would find her true love and graduate to being a Love Conqueror.
She just needed to work out what the bloody hell 'true love' actually meant …
- LanguageEnglish
- Publication date18 Aug. 2016
- File size1.2 MB
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- ASIN : B01KP9RIRI
- Publisher : Get Your Boo
- Accessibility : Learn more
- Publication date : 18 Aug. 2016
- Edition : 1st
- Language : English
- File size : 1.2 MB
- Simultaneous device usage : Unlimited
- Screen Reader : Supported
- Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
- X-Ray : Not Enabled
- Word Wise : Enabled
- Print length : 258 pages
- ISBN-13 : 978-0995554917
- Page Flip : Enabled
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Customers find the book brilliantly funny with lots of laugh-out-loud moments. Moreover, the book is easy to read and incredibly honest, with one customer describing it as a "brutally honest book about love." Additionally, they appreciate how it perfectly summarizes the trials and tribulations of love soldiering.
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Customers find the book brilliantly funny with lots of laugh-out-loud moments, making it a relatable and engaging read.
"...Highly enjoyable read, with lots of laugh out loud moments but also some parts that are pretty tragic...." Read more
"...very moving, but on the whole the story is dealt with in a light hearted style and is an enjoyable journey through the author's love life...." Read more
"...nt say anything about story as don't want to ruin it for anyone but well written and I enjoyed it" Read more
"I loved this book. Absolutely related to the author, fun read some moments made me cringe and nod, laugh out loud or just sit nodding sympatheticly...." Read more
Customers find the book easy and quick to read, with one describing it as a light-hearted holiday read.
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"What a wise, joyous & moving read. I read this in a day, such was the speed with which it grabbed me...." Read more
"A brutally honest book about love and hope! Highly enjoyable read, with lots of laugh out loud moments but also some parts that are pretty tragic...." Read more
"...I found it easy to read and engaging. Never boring!" Read more
Customers appreciate the book's honesty, describing it as a genuine personal account.
"...The Confessions of an Inept Love Soldier is a breath of fresh air! Honest and beautifully written...." Read more
"Jam-packed full of genuine, warts-n-all anecdotes that perfectly summarise the wilderness of love soldiering...." Read more
"Fab light hearted holiday read. v honest personal account of her own love life & insightful read into the trials & tribulations of online dating...." Read more
"An incredibly honest, refreshingly frank and brilliantly funny book, written with inspirational optimism. Literally best book have read in ages...." Read more
Customers find the book uplifting, with one review noting how it perfectly captures the wilderness of love soldiering, while another describes it as a brutally honest exploration of love's trials and tribulations.
"...Such openness around highly personal thoughts, feelings and actions is truly inspiring for anyone pondering the complexities of finding love, and..." Read more
"A brutally honest book about love and hope! Highly enjoyable read, with lots of laugh out loud moments but also some parts that are pretty tragic...." Read more
"...is dealt with in a light hearted style and is an enjoyable journey through the author's love life. I found it easy to read and engaging. Never boring!" Read more
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- Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 25 August 2016Format: Kindle EditionVerified PurchaseI laughed, I cried, I gasped! The Confessions of an Inept Love Soldier is a breath of fresh air! Honest and beautifully written. I have the utmost admiration for the author for putting pen to paper/fingers to keyboard to share her Love Soldier to Love Conquerer journey. Looking forward to reading future works! Highly, highly recommended!
- Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 20 August 2016Format: Kindle EditionVerified PurchaseWhat a wise, joyous & moving read. I read this in a day, such was the speed with which it grabbed me. Such openness around highly personal thoughts, feelings and actions is truly inspiring for anyone pondering the complexities of finding love, and the risk taking that can entail. When's the next instalment?!
- Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 10 July 2017Format: Kindle EditionVerified PurchaseWell, when I started reading this I didn't like it very much, but the more I read, the more I liked it and by the time I had finished it, I wanted it to go on and on.
What else can I say: been there, done that, got the tee shirt.
- Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 14 December 2016Format: Kindle EditionVerified PurchaseA brutally honest book about love and hope! Highly enjoyable read, with lots of laugh out loud moments but also some parts that are pretty tragic. Rather brave to put it all into a book really, but one of those books I am glad I read.
- Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 25 August 2016Format: Kindle EditionVerified PurchaseA fast paced and witty read. Some parts I found very moving, but on the whole the story is dealt with in a light hearted style and is an enjoyable journey through the author's love life. I found it easy to read and engaging. Never boring!
- Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 29 May 2017Format: Kindle EditionVerified PurchaseGreat read bought and read it very quick as couldn't put it down. I wont say anything about story as don't want to ruin it for anyone but well written and I enjoyed it
- Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 27 August 2016Format: Kindle EditionVerified PurchaseJam-packed full of genuine, warts-n-all anecdotes that perfectly summarise the wilderness of love soldiering. Whether you are/ have/ might dip your toes into the world of online dating or have friends or family that have: read it!!
- Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 22 April 2017Format: Kindle EditionVerified PurchaseI loved this book. Absolutely related to the author, fun read some moments made me cringe and nod, laugh out loud or just sit nodding sympatheticly. Easy, fun relateble read.