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Buy Buy Baby Kindle Edition

3.9 out of 5 stars 116 ratings

What price tag would you put on a baby?


Set in and around Glasgow,
Buy Buy Baby is a moving and funny story of life, loss and longing.
Packed full of bitchy banter, it follows the bittersweet quest of two very different women united by the same desire – they desperately want a baby.


Carol talks to her dog, has an expensive eBay habit and relies on wine to forget she’s no longer a mum following the death of her young son.
Cheeky besom Julia is career-driven and appears to have it all. But after disastrous attempts at internet dating, she feels there is a baby-shaped hole in her life.
In steps Dan, a total charmer with a solution to their problems.


But only if they are willing to pay the price, on every level...


'Buy Buy Baby is energised by the biological clocks of its main characters, and deals with complex issues of grief, betrayal, abuse, ageing, donor anonymity and single parenthood. A cracker of a read.' – Helen Fitzgerald, Author of
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"Buy Buy Baby is energised by the biological clocks of its main characters, and deals with complex issues of grief, betrayal, abuse, ageing, donor anonymity and single parenthood. A cracker of a read." - Helen Fitzgerald

About the Author

Helen MacKinven writes contemporary Scottish fiction and graduated with merit from Stirling University with an MLitt in Creative Writing in 2012. Her short stories have appeared in a number of anthologies and literary journals, such as Gutter magazine. Helen's debut novel, Talk of the Toun, was published by ThunderPoint in 2015. Helen blogs at helenmackinven.co.uk and you can find her on Twitter as @HelenMacKinven

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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B01GKKKOYU
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Cranachan Publishing Limited
  • Accessibility ‏ : ‎ Learn more
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ 7 July 2016
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 713 KB
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 298 pages
  • ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1911279013
  • Page Flip ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Customer reviews:
    3.9 out of 5 stars 116 ratings

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Customers find this book a brilliant read with a quest-like plot and relatable characters, with one review noting how the Scots dialect adds authenticity. The writing is well-executed, and customers appreciate the just-right balance of humor that makes them both laugh and cry. They praise the book's resilience, with one review highlighting its portrayal of strength in the bleakest situations.

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17 customers mention ‘Storyline’13 positive4 negative

Customers appreciate the storyline of this book, describing it as a novel about hope and a quest, with one customer noting how it evokes memories of friendships.

"...this side of the story with a careful balance of sensitivity and realism, and the character’s sadness and despair is authentic and moving...." Read more

"...I wasn't disappointed. The plot is essentially a quest. It is narrated in alternate chapters by two women Carol and Julia...." Read more

"...general depiction of women is pretty spot on - simultaneously Warm, loving, bitchy, backstabbing, strong, desperate, loyal and selfish...." Read more

"...In a way it is a modern morality tale...." Read more

12 customers mention ‘Readability’12 positive0 negative

Customers find the book readable and entertaining, with one describing it as a page-turning novel.

"...The book is a real page turner, and, as with MacKinven’s first novel, it’s the characters that drive the story forward and give it its appeal...." Read more

"...Definitely worth reading, though." Read more

"...with characters who speak in the local Scots dialect, this novel has widespread appeal. The characters are recognisable...." Read more

"...something I can identify with, but that doesn't stop this being a good read...." Read more

12 customers mention ‘Writing quality’12 positive0 negative

Customers praise the writing quality of the book, with one customer highlighting the strength of Helen's character development and another noting its rich language.

"...Her writing is unpretentious and this honesty is transferred directly to her characters, and is the strength of her work...." Read more

"I liked the characters in this book. It's well-written and I was keen to keep reading to see what happened...." Read more

"...The book could have been a very bleak read but the author uses a light touch and just enough humour, albeit some of it black, to ensure the mood and..." Read more

"...The two characters are well written - the dark Scottish humour lifts the narrative throughout...." Read more

10 customers mention ‘Character development’10 positive0 negative

Customers appreciate the character development in the book, finding them relatable, with one customer noting how the Scots dialect adds authenticity to the characters.

"...The book is set in and around Glasgow and the Scots dialect adds authenticity to the characters and gives a sense of the book’s setting...." Read more

"...you about the book in this review, other than I completely gelled with the characters and the places; it made me snotty with laughter and with tears...." Read more

"I liked the characters in this book. It's well-written and I was keen to keep reading to see what happened...." Read more

"...The characters are recognisable. Some are likeable, others not. All of them are realistically flawed...." Read more

8 customers mention ‘Humour’8 positive0 negative

Customers enjoy the book's humor, with several mentioning they laughed out loud and were moved to tears. One customer notes that the dark Scottish humor runs throughout the narrative, while another describes it as feisty and cynical.

"...This book had me both laughing and crying, and I recommend it to anyone who knows what it’s like to watch a pregnant woman and wish it could be them...." Read more

"...A bittersweet and poignant read laced with that well-known Glasgow gallows humour? Then pick up Buy Buy Baby and give it a go!..." Read more

"...been a very bleak read but the author uses a light touch and just enough humour, albeit some of it black, to ensure the mood and message are hopeful...." Read more

"...The two characters are well written - the dark Scottish humour lifts the narrative throughout...." Read more

4 customers mention ‘Resiliency’4 positive0 negative

Customers appreciate the book's portrayal of resilience, with one review highlighting how it shows strength in the bleakest of situations, while another notes its clear vulnerability.

"...different women but I warmed to them both immediately; their vulnerability was clear despite the way they both covered it up and there was something..." Read more

"...And it's a story of hope and resilience in the bleakest of situations. A most satisfying read." Read more

"...is pretty spot on - simultaneously Warm, loving, bitchy, backstabbing, strong, desperate, loyal and selfish...." Read more

"...I was definitely not disappointed! It held me from the beginning, so much so that I read it in one day...." Read more

Top reviews from United Kingdom

  • Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 29 August 2016
    I couldn't put this book down and so I instantly recommended it to my book group - so much to discuss! If you love a book driven by interesting characters in unusual circumstances then this is the book for you. Here's my review...

    Having been a big fan of Helen MacKinven’s debut novel, Talk of the Toun, I sat down with my copy of Buy Buy Baby with a sense of great expectation. The book’s cover is eye catching, and the blurb on the back is intriguing. It promised to be a ‘moving and funny story of life, loss and longing,’ and I’m relieved to say I wasn’t disappointed. MacKinven’s voice is more confident in this, her second novel. The book is a real page turner, and, as with MacKinven’s first novel, it’s the characters that drive the story forward and give it its appeal. Characters that are witty, charismatic, and, at times, dishonest, but above all are real. The characters in this book are alive, and you’ll go on wondering about them long after you put the book down.
    Buy Buy Baby is told from the viewpoint of two women, Julia and Carol, who each give their own story in alternating chapters. The two women are very different: they come from different backgrounds, have different interests and live very different lives. But they both want the same thing. A baby. And they’ve reached the point of desperation. So when Dan comes along and offers them what they want they go to great lengths to get it.
    The novel jumps in with Carol’s story, and we are immediately immersed in her world as she shares her fears, hopes and dreams with her dog, and with her journal. This choice of narration allows us to be inside her head, and see her most intimate thoughts. Carol is a sympathetic character, and I liked her from the offset. She lost her only child in an accident, and as the story progresses, we discover that it was more than just a car accident, and that somehow her ex-husband was involved. She is now alone. The loss of a child is a difficult topic to broach, but MacKinven tells this side of the story with a careful balance of sensitivity and realism, and the character’s sadness and despair is authentic and moving. Carol fills the enormous gap in her life with alcohol and bargains from e-bay. She desperately wants another baby to fill the void, but the chances of her having another child seem impossible. Her grief is beautifully portrayed by MacKinven, and I was drawn in and emotionally involved with Carol’s story throughout.
    The second character in the book, Julia, is less sympathetic, and MacKinven takes a gamble in giving equal weight in the story to a character that is significantly less likeable. Julia is a driven, self-assured individual who has little time or thought for others. She has spent her life focusing on her career, but now her biological clock is ticking loudly. In the beginning, I found Julia unsympathetic, but as her past was revealed, I grew to love her. Choosing to wait to have a baby until later on in life is a topic that divides opinion in our society, and people can be quick to judge. What MacKinven cleverly does in this book is present us with a flawed character, one who is largely unlikable and easy to cast judgement upon, and then she builds sympathy for her, subtly transforming our opinion of her. As the book progresses, Julia’s past is slowly revealed, and we learn that her background is more complicated than first thought. We learn to like her, and by the end of the book we are rooting for her to get what she wants. MacKinven forces us to face our own prejudices, and I congratulate her on this.
    My one fault with this book surrounds how MacKinven deals with the male characters. The men in this book feel less authentic than the women, and are portrayed throughout as the ‘bad guys’. They come across as two-dimensional stereotypes. Because the story and themes within the book are driven by Carol and Julia, this didn’t detract from my enjoyment of the book, but I would have felt more comfortable if even one of the male characters had been more likable. Surely not all men lack compassion?
    The book is set in and around Glasgow and the Scots dialect adds authenticity to the characters and gives a sense of the book’s setting. Born in Falkirk, MacKinven spent her childhood in Bonnybridge, Stirlingshire. Her writing is unpretentious and this honesty is transferred directly to her characters, and is the strength of her work. Her characters are flawed, and it’s these flaws that make them real. There is no fairytale ending to this book, which feels right. MacKinven has so carefully set up a real world that it would have been disappointing if there was a ‘happily ever after’ ending for both characters.
    Having completed her MLitt in creative writing at Stirling University in 2012, MacKinven has gone on to publish two novels. This is her first with the relatively new independent publishing company, Cranachan, and I doubt it will be her last.
    Buy Buy Baby explores themes of motherhood and childlessness. It is a story of loss and longing, but, above all, it is a story of hope. MacKinven touches on some of the more difficult issues surrounding pregnancy and motherhood, but she does so with a light brush stroke, successfully mixing the seriousness of the topics with humour. This gentle touch of humour doesn’t detract from, or undermine, the importance of the themes contained within the story. This book had me both laughing and crying, and I recommend it to anyone who knows what it’s like to watch a pregnant woman and wish it could be them. There are a lot of us out there.
  • Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 28 July 2017
    Are you looking for a Scottish read that will transport you right inside the heads of two very different women with one common aim? One that will have you reminiscing over friendships, bad relationship choices and the quandaries that life throws at us all? A bittersweet and poignant read laced with that well-known Glasgow gallows humour? Then pick up Buy Buy Baby and give it a go!

    Carol and Julia are two very different women but they have one thing in common, they both are yearning for a baby. Just how far are they prepared to go to make that dream come true? Buy Buy Baby is the story of these two women whose circumstances are very different – Carol is divorced and in pieces following the death of her son, Ben; she is in debt and has no idea just how much longer she is going to be able to survive; Julia is a career woman whose biological clock is ticking and is close to exploding; being a devoted aunt to her niece Holly is no longer enough and she wants her own child. In steps Dan, Dan has a plan – but what will the cost be to each of the women and are they prepared to go through with it?

    This is NOT a fast paced, wham bam, explosive kind of read – ok, it’s not a psychological thriller and there is no police procedurals to get your heart racing! Just throwing that out there as you all know that is my go-to choice for fiction! Instead Bye Bye Baby has just given me a fabulous journey alongside two very different, but essentially very Scottish and indeed Glaswegian women who have their mindset on just one thing…a baby! But it is not a chick-lit kind of read either – I’m not quite sure where in the genres I’d place this one but I can tell you this it earned a special place in my heart’s reading shelf that’s for sure!

    Carol and Julia – two very different women but I warmed to them both immediately; their vulnerability was clear despite the way they both covered it up and there was something about them both that I could see in myself and indeed in many women I know. It was kind of like crawling into the heads of your best pals and going on a night out with them; I found myself laughing with them, wanting to cry with them and wanting to knock Dan into next year with them too! What a sleaze ball he is! This is an excellent example of a character driven novel; of course, the plot is important but the characters are the driving force of Bye Bye Baby. I’m sure you can all relate to much of the scenarios in this book – talking to your dog (and answering back for it!); crying into your drink over the disasters that have happened to you; coming across that group of every so bitchy women – you know the yummy mummies who make it all look so effortless while you struggle by with your hair plastered to your head and yesterday’s makeup trying to pretend you are doing #gothicchic! Yes, there was so much of each woman’s character that I could identify with which made it a compelling read for me.

    Buy Buy Baby explored the complexities of female relationships, parenthood, grief, domestic abuse and heartbreak but with a special twist of humour added that gave it that little extra oomph!

    As well as the characters, this novel gave me something that I adore – that sense of place – set in and around Glasgow, the author uses fictional names for the towns but oh I sooooo recognised them indeed I am sure one of them is right next to me and the woodland walk just reminds me so much of the walk that I take my dog! So every page I turned I felt that not only was I inside the head of the character, I was also in the very location with them and this is always a bonus for me!

    There is lots of local dialects Glaswegian and Doric (as Carol is originally from the North East of Scotland) but this is easy to work out in the context of the conversations and it added to the authenticity of the book for me.

    I’m not really sure what I’ve told you about the book in this review, other than I completely gelled with the characters and the places; it made me snotty with laughter and with tears. It doesn’t give you all the answers and leaves you with dilemmas to ponder but sometimes in life, it is good to have something to think about!
  • Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 20 September 2016
    I liked the characters in this book. It's well-written and I was keen to keep reading to see what happened. What let it down for me was the central premise of the book. There are other, much easier, ways to get a baby, and I wasn't convinced that either of them would really have opted for the route they took. Definitely worth reading, though.
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  • marian vandenberg
    5.0 out of 5 stars Must read fun story
    Reviewed in Canada on 3 September 2016
    Amazing book

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