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Dennis Fish: Sex, Lies and Video Tape: Book Two From the Dennis Fish Trilogy Kindle Edition

by Darryl John Hazell (Author) Format: Kindle Edition
4.8 out of 5 stars 10 ratings
This is probably the biggest, filthiest spat ever.
More bloodcurdling than a Theresa May look of sincerity, this is without question the funniest book ever written about Dennis Fish featuring a panting Golden Retriever on the front cover.
In this the second book from the glorious trilogy, our favourite misogynist of misadventure is back again for a delicious double dollop of mayhem, matrimonial strife and madness, even though nobody has asked for it.
This farcical comedy sequel, sees our most belligerent entertainer taking a very ill-advised tilt at becoming an elected member of the British parliament, whatever that means nowadays.
Standing as a candidate in the nefarious, leafy and one- time completely ignored West Oxfordshire seat of Withey, Dennis is right on trend, standing as a maverick independent as he pits his wits against no less an adversary than the preening and deluded former, Prime Minister David Chameleon, not to mention the belligerent Neil Lefarge, the brooding former UQUIP guardian of the black arts, who TRUE TO FORM is stirring things up in the same constituency as he also tries to revive his own 'dead parrot' political career.
Dennis, standing on his little thought out Anti-Propaganda ticket has his hands rather full, so he calls upon the reliable expertise of the Texan strongman Bubba Zendowski, a workaholic heavyweight who has been successful on both sides of the political fence in America.
The election campaign, which is soon mired in the best Fish lunacy, lurches from one crazy spat to another, culminating in the usual chaotic consequences. Out on the hustings Dennis insults all-comers (including his most vociferous supporters) and displays his notorious, firebrand mixture of confrontation, bluster and aggression. Miraculously, in spite of this maelstrom Dennis finds that his charismatic, geriatric genius, together with his attractive Anti-Propaganda message, rouses unlikely support across the county.
Swept forward on a wave of populism Dennis goes from clown car joke to red hot contender for the vacant seat and in the process gives the smug duo of Lefarge and Chameleon the biggest fright of their wretched political lives. Dennis Fish is back alright and by God he is funnier than ever.
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  1. Book 2 of 3
    The Dennis Fish Trilogy.
  2. Print length
    133 pages
  3. Language
    English
  4. Accessibility
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  5. Publication date
    17 Nov. 2014
  6. Reading age
    16 - 18 years
  7. Grade level
    8 - 12
  8. File size
    1.8 MB
  9. Page Flip
    Enabled
  10. Word Wise
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  11. Enhanced typesetting
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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B00PSKVKQ0
  • Accessibility ‏ : ‎ Learn more
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ 17 Nov. 2014
  • Edition ‏ : ‎ 1st
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 1.8 MB
  • Simultaneous device usage ‏ : ‎ Unlimited
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 133 pages
  • Page Flip ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Grade level ‏ : ‎ 8 - 12
  • Book 2 of 3 ‏ : ‎ The Dennis Fish Trilogy.
  • Reading age ‏ : ‎ 16 - 18 years
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  • Urban Bumpkin
    5.0 out of 5 stars Fish sets out to be seriously socially useful in battle with the opposition (all political parties)
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 19 January 2015
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    Following his extremely carefree first Dennis Fish novel, the author has now found his feet and offers a more sober train of wit in the sequel, without having lost any of his exuberance. Now anchored in a solid Cotswold manor house, Fish and the author set out to be seriously socially useful in their battle with the opposition (that is, with all political parties).

    This book has some very thoughtful moments, as well as being so funny, for example:
    " `It's not easy, though Dennis, it's not easy being posh, despite what you might think. You get sneered at a lot....'
    "....And then, in the middle of a country pub .....Dennis felt an emotion he never ever thought that he could, he actually felt sorry for the Prime Minister".
    The latter goes on to explain, inter alia, that he never wanted to support Aston Villa, but he it was forced on him by his advisers, his preferred football team (Chelsea) sounding too posh for the common man.
    " `....though to be honest I prefer a game of tennis, lacrosse, or hunting....". And so on. I am reminded of Harold Wilson, who in real life didn't really like HP sauce or even pipe smoking. His exact relationship with clothing manufacturers is not clear.

    Like the author, this book burbles out from a well recognisable version of David Cameron's constituency and home country, with easily decoded placenames like Chipping Snorton and Churlbury, Chuglington, Monster Level, and Withey itself.

    I won't of course reveal here what happens to Neil Lefarge of UQUIP, or any of the other characters at the unpredictable dénouement. It's well worth reading right to the end to find out for yourself.
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  • CSand
    5.0 out of 5 stars A hilarious journey of outrageous blunders & adventures
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 6 May 2019
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    A brilliantly written depiction of a unique multi-facetted comic anti-hero. This should be made into a TV series in the manner of Get Carter! = ‘ Get Fish.’ A hilarious journey of outrageous blunders & adventures by an extraordinarily dubious and mercurial character. Great creative writing here by the gifted author Darryl Hazel that pushes back all boundaries of credibility. Suspend your disbelief! I highly recommend a read of this superb book and the other wonderfully funny D. Fish sagas
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  • MR ADRIAN D STATE
    5.0 out of 5 stars Dennis rides again
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 3 January 2015
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    This book is if anything even funnier than the first Dennis Fish novel ( horrible thought what if it isn't a novel but is real?) Dennis continues his escapades with himself the bull and the world his china shop.
    If this book does not make you laugh out loud there is seriously something wrong with you - get it checked out.

    I shall not ruin the book for you by giving away the plot - but just when you thought Dennis had done the lot in this book he goes even further.

    You owe it to yourself to read this book.
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  • Thomas Hole
    5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 21 February 2016
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    This is even funnier than book 1. It creased me up.
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  • Eileen pemble
    5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 31 January 2016
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    It's just so damn funny.
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  • Paul Whitworth
    5.0 out of 5 stars I thought the first book was pretty sick (good sick and not just sick)
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 1 April 2016
    I thought the first book was pretty sick (good sick and not just sick), but this book has bally well gone and topped it. It was so hilarious my wife wouldn't let me read it in bed as I was keeping her up with laughing. I reckon this was the best 99p I have ever spent.
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  • Haldi Sheahan
    5.0 out of 5 stars ingesting and regurgitating in a perpetual mirthfully flatulent mood the colourful paradigms and paradoxes that surround us on t
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 3 December 2014
    just as Russell Brand has been described as creating his own unique genre, the Mighty Hazell devastates with comparable wit as he unleashes his chameleon tongue and lavishly ensnares his societal prey with uncompromising flourish, ingesting and regurgitating in a perpetual mirthfully flatulent mood the colourful paradigms and paradoxes that surround us on the urban jungle floor - invest in DJ Hazell Esquire and this ultimate brilliant epic Christmas cliffhanger - in a category supremely lonely without you, dearest Reader - do not remain wilfully oblivious of this galloping literary phenomenon ...
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  • Tactics Tim
    5.0 out of 5 stars They said the Apollo Creed rematch wouldn't be a success....Fish is back, and he's better than ever.
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 2 December 2014
    Well I never. Just as I was recovering from the initial Dennis Fish assault, the nations most beloved protagonist returned back into my life. Hazell's exquisite novel provides a evening warmth that only a strong bourbon can match. My advice is simple, invest in Hazell.
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