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The Premier League's Worst Ever Players Kindle Edition

by Peter Nuttall (Author) Format: Kindle Edition
3.9 out of 5 stars 68 ratings
Did Francis Jeffers ever keep you awake at night? Did you slap yourself in the face each time you witnessed an Eric Djemba-Djemba attack-splitting pass? Did Titus Bramble cause you to eat your match programme in frustration? Then this is the book you've been waiting for.

Relive all your least favourite Premier League moments by taking a journey back through the maze of frustration, disillusionment and failure that is the Premier League’s worst ever players. Grimace, wince and sob as you take a trip down the derelict end of memory lane, through a history of the Premier League’s most inept, incompetent, overpaid and under-talented exponents of the beautiful game. Players who looked terrified whenever the ball came within twenty yards of them, players who would struggle to make the bench for their son’s under-7’s team and players who surprised you by managing to make it onto the field wearing the correct strip.

If you’ve ever watched a Premier League player and wondered how they managed to turn professional and you didn’t, if you were left speechless as they were allowed to continue spreading their misery well into the second half, if they rang Graeme Souness pretending to be George Weah’s cousin or if they left you dumbfounded at the fact they’d managed to convince someone to pay them a wage to represent your hopes and dreams, you’ll find them all here.
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    26 Feb. 2014
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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B00IPS7T4Y
  • Accessibility ‏ : ‎ Learn more
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ 26 Feb. 2014
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 422 KB
  • Simultaneous device usage ‏ : ‎ Unlimited
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
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  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 166 pages
  • Page Flip ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Customer reviews:
    3.9 out of 5 stars 68 ratings

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Peter Nuttall

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I write about things that make me laugh. I write things I'd like to read if other people had written them. I write about things I know, things I've actually done or been around and involved in.

I'm grateful to each and every person who buys and reads one of my books. The positive feedback I recieve makes every 3am 'must-get-this-chapter-finished' session and 9th cup of coffee of the day worth while.

If you can't be bothered to read anything I've written, you can have someone read it to you on Audible - especially my novel 'Paranopoly' which is a comedy set in a caravan park on the North-East coast of England.

Upcoming projects include 'From He-man to Pacman : an alternative guide to growing up in the 1980s' and 'Tales from the Twisted Tree' a collection of horror and science fiction short stories.

I'm on twitter if you want to say hello : @Peter__Nuttall

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Customers find the book enjoyable to read, with one mentioning it's great to dip in and out of.

"EXCELLENT READ. MAKES YOU GLAD YOUR TEAM DIDN'T SIGN ANY OF THE PLAYERS WHO ARE IN THE BOOK. FOR THOSE FANS WHO'S TEAM DID THEN MY CONDOLENCES" Read more

"...The writer picked the subjects just about right and is well worth a read for ANY fan...." Read more

"Really enjoyable read about the stars we would like to forget, and shows how easy it is for managers to waste other people money...." Read more

"A really entertaining read was good to be able to read about players that certainly made me chuckle as they graced our or premier league" Read more

4 customers mention ‘Humor’4 positive0 negative

Customers find the book funny, with one mentioning that the managers' quotes are particularly hilarious.

"The book has a combination of humour and facts. the humour comes in the book with the selection of words the author uses...." Read more

"...This fit the bill perfectly. A funny, insightful and interesting book...." Read more

"Really funny book especially about the mags ftm cos they are s***e.over paid fools (but that's life) keep up the good work" Read more

"Very informative and funny book,some of the managers quotes are hilarious...." Read more

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  • derjam
    5.0 out of 5 stars PREMIER LEAGUE,S WORST EVER PLAYERS
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 15 August 2016
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    EXCELLENT READ. MAKES YOU GLAD YOUR TEAM DIDN'T SIGN ANY OF THE PLAYERS WHO ARE IN THE BOOK. FOR THOSE FANS WHO'S TEAM DID THEN MY CONDOLENCES
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  • Laura Sharp
    3.0 out of 5 stars Very good!
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 10 July 2014
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    The book has a combination of humour and facts. the humour comes in the book with the selection of words the author uses. I would recommend it to any football fan!
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  • Amazon Customer
    4.0 out of 5 stars Funny and enjoyable
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 11 April 2014
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    Was reading a heavy hitting book and needed some light relief to go along with it. This fit the bill perfectly. A funny, insightful and interesting book. The writer picked the subjects just about right and is well worth a read for ANY fan. Newcastle fans might find it a tad painful however :-)

    He's got a pineapple on his head!
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  • Ian Imp
    5.0 out of 5 stars Brilliant
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 14 March 2014
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    Really enjoyable read about the stars we would like to forget, and shows how easy it is for managers to waste other people money. I will definitely be looking out for Peter Nuttall's other books.
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  • Peter Steward
    3.0 out of 5 stars A Subjective Discussion
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 14 January 2015
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    Of course this is subjective, but it is one of those books that will fuel arguments. I could think of a few players that should be included in the list. I suppose it's a novel take on the usual eulogising books about the best ever X1 or the world's greatest players.
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  • duncan
    4.0 out of 5 stars The premier leagues worst ever players
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 8 May 2014
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    A really entertaining read was good to be able to read about players that certainly made me chuckle as they graced our or premier league
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  • K SLATER
    5.0 out of 5 stars Class read
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 12 August 2016
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    Really funny book especially about the mags ftm cos they are s***e.over paid fools (but that's life) keep up the good work
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  • pernanmbucogypsy
    3.0 out of 5 stars Some of it a bit nasty
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 17 April 2014
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    Nice lists and all but some of the passages were needlessly nasty. Structure a bit rambly. Needed a better editor.
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