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The Not So Perfect Mum: The feel-good and hilarious romantic comedy fiction you have to read in 2020. Kindle Edition
A hilarious, straight-talking read for fans of Fiona Gibson’s The Mum Who Got Her Life Back and Sarah Morgan’s Family for Beginners.
Previously published as ‘The School Gate Survival Guide’.
Maia is a cleaner for ladies who lunch. With mops and buckets in tow, she spends her days dashing from house to house cleaning up after them, as they rush from one exhausting Pilates class to the next.
But an unusual inheritance catapults her and her children into the very exclusive world of Stirling Hall School – a place where no child can survive without organic apricots and no woman goes a week without a manicure.
As Maia and her children, Bronte and Harley, try to settle into their new life, Maia is inadvertently drawn to the one man who can help her family fit in. But is his interest in her purely professional? And will it win her any favours at the school gate?
A hilarious, straight-talking read for anyone who's ever despaired at the politics of the school run.
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherAvon
- Publication date3 July 2014
- File size1.3 MB
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“Such a funny, feel-good read, a clever riff on the Cinderella story with terrific authentic characters, especially feisty Maia who wouldn't let school gate snobbery keep her down.”
Jane Lythell, author of ‘The Lie of You’
“So witty and fun.” Lucy Atkins author of ‘The Missing One’
“I laughed out loud…a well written, witty reminder that money cannot buy self-worth and confidence.” Novelicious
About the Author
Kerry was brought up in Peterborough. She now lives in Surrey with a very tolerant husband and two children.
After landing her dream job working on women’s magazines, she discovered that she hated writing about real people in case their families got upset. The University of California Writers’ Program helped her move from fact into fiction. The School Gate Survival Guide is her first novel.
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- ASIN : B00I2GZQ0S
- Publisher : Avon
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- Publication date : 3 July 2014
- Language : English
- File size : 1.3 MB
- Screen Reader : Supported
- Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
- X-Ray : Enabled
- Word Wise : Enabled
- Print length : 322 pages
- ISBN-13 : 978-0007570249
- Page Flip : Enabled
- Best Sellers Rank: 197,804 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
- 736 in Contemporary Urban Fiction
- 1,633 in Urban Fiction (Kindle Store)
- 2,157 in Women's Humorous Fiction
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About the author

Kerry Fisher is an internationally bestselling author of women's contemporary fiction, including The Woman I Was Before, The Silent Wife (USA Today bestseller) and Other People's Marriages, as well as a non-fiction memoir, Take My Hand. She was born in Peterborough, studied French and Italian at the University of Bath and spent many years living in Spain, Italy and France. After returning to England to work as a journalist, she eventually abandoned real life stories for the secrets of fictional families. She now lives in Surrey with her husband, with an intermittent empty nest as her two young adult children come and go.
You can see Kerry Fisher interviewed here: https://bit.ly/2Ycw4Z9
Best advice ever received: 'This is fiction, we can skip the boring bits.' Lynn Hightower, UCLA Writers' Program.
Mantra in life: Good times will come again.
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Customers find this book highly readable and entertaining, making them laugh and cry throughout. The storyline features a well-thought-out plot with a lovely twist at the end, and customers describe it as a modern-day fairy tale that's true to life and down-to-earth. They appreciate the beautifully drawn characters and find the pacing totally believable, with one customer noting it's an escape from real life.
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Customers find the book highly readable and entertaining, describing it as a feel-good story, with one customer noting it's a great holiday read.
"...all black or white, which makes them much more realistic and interesting to read about...." Read more
"...A wonderful escapist read for one who usually goes for crime and psychological mysteries. I will certainly look out for more books by this author." Read more
"...who wants a book that has all the great ingredients of an excellent work of fiction: wonderful voice, humour, dialogue, plot and endearing characters!" Read more
"...Wonderful debut and can't wait for the next one" Read more
Customers enjoy the book's humor, describing it as laugh-out-loud funny and light-hearted, making them both smile and feel sad at times.
"...This book is really easy to read and so funny, it's difficult to put down...." Read more
"...escapist read for one who usually goes for crime and psychological mysteries. I will certainly look out for more books by this author." Read more
"...I bought two copies of this novel for a reason: it had witty, exciting prose, a well-paced plot, and a completely love-able main character...." Read more
"...Engagingly told with a good few dollops of pathos as well as humour; this is a great read for a wet weekend curled up in front of a warm fire...." Read more
Customers enjoy the storyline of this book, praising its well-thought-out plot and true-to-life, down-to-earth approach. They appreciate the lovely twist at the end and consider it a modern-day fairy tale with a happy ending.
"...Both of these worlds are well portrayed. The characters are richly developed and engaging and the plot (almost) believable...." Read more
"...characters you've met and know quite well and all of their trials, tribulations and somewhat sordid and sometimes juicy little secrets...." Read more
"...This book has everything from laughter, tears, shock and romance with plenty of twists and turns on the way...." Read more
"An utter joy, such sharp comedy writing yet endearingly insightful. Worth the wait - loved it!..." Read more
Customers appreciate the character development in the book, with several noting the beautifully drawn characters, and one customer highlighting how the heroine rises above her challenges.
"...Even the haughty Jen1 (great name!) is an interesting character, because she's snobbish, vain and cruel, but the writer cleverly give us an insight..." Read more
"...Both of these worlds are well portrayed. The characters are richly developed and engaging and the plot (almost) believable...." Read more
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"...The protagonist, Maia, is a great character who I warmed to immediately, willing her to succeed with the challenges thrown at her...." Read more
Customers appreciate the book's pacing, finding it believable and gritty, with one customer describing it as an absolutely gripping page turner.
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- Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 4 October 2014Maia Etxeleku is living on a run-down estate with her lazy partner, Colin, and her two children, Bronte and Harley. Maia supports her family by holding down several cleaning jobs, and as the story starts she is mourning the death of one of her clients, not just because she has lost one of her jobs, but because the old lady urged her to get an education and was interested in her as a person, taking the time to meet her children, teaching them and encouraging them to read. With a partner like Colin, who has no interest in finding a job, Maia can't afford to apply for the Open University course that she desperately wanted to take, and sees little chance of a better future for her children. When she discovers the old lady has left a sum of money for her in her will, to be used exclusively for school fees for Harley and Bronte, Maia wonders if she can afford to take the offer. After all, school fees are one thing, but what about the unifoms, the music lessons, the expensive school trips? But realising that this will be the best and possibly only chance the children get of a decent future, Maia takes the risk and enrols them at posh Stirling Hall School, a decision that will bring profound changes for her entire family, and for Maia most of all.
I absolutely loved this book. The characters were fantastically drawn. Maia is lovely, trying so hard to do the right thing for everyone and putting herself last at every turn, but somehow finding the strength to go against the wishes and advice of those around her who want her to stay in her box, be the person she's always been, and standing up to Colin, who is appalled, thinking it will give his kids delusions of grandeur. It would be easy to view Colin almost as a caricature as he's so awful, but then the author cleverly gives him some redeeming qualities that just prevent this. He's never going to be likeable, but the fact that he's so devastated and afraid when something awful happens to someone close to him makes the reader see that he's not all bad. Just ninety-nine per cent!
Sandy, the neighbour, was truly appalling. I sussed her from the start and hated the way she kept undermining Maia, being unsupportive and sarcastic and turning against her because she wanted a better life for her children.
I loved Bronte and Harley. They were masterfully written. Bronte, all buttoned-up and angry, insecure and embarrassed, and Harley, who is just adorable. His determination to make the best of things and his loyalty to his mum was enough to reduce this reader to tears. I really, really wanted those children to have a better life and was praying things would turn out for them.
Mr Peters is a real hero. I could quite see the attraction there and found his determination to support Maia, and to help Bronte and Harley reach their capabilties wonderful, so it didn't surprise me when he revealed his own secret.
Clover is another marvellous character. She's the one who proves that having money doesn't have to make you a bad person. Her total, unconditional acceptance of Maia and the way she champions and includes Bronte and Harley won me over immediately. I wanted Clover to be happy and I like the way her storyline unfolded.
Even the haughty Jen1 (great name!) is an interesting character, because she's snobbish, vain and cruel, but the writer cleverly give us an insight into the reasons for this, the insecurities that lie behind the obnoxious behaviour. It doen't make her any more likeable but it does make it easier to understand why she behaves the way she does.
Kerry is very good at creating characters that aren't all black or white, which makes them much more realistic and interesting to read about.
This book is really easy to read and so funny, it's difficult to put down. I zipped through it in a day and I really can't wait to read what the author has in store for us next. Excellent!
- Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 12 November 2014I didn't pick this book, it picked me following a Book Club chat about poor reviews from readers. A 1 star reader referred to the unnecessary use of the 'F' word and the synopsis revived distant personal memories and more recently, those of my professional life.... And the F Word abounded in the latter!
More a social commentary than a romance, it is a modern day (I.e. a not quite 'benefits' mum with a slob of a partner and two kids in tow) twist on a Cinderella story. The world of the wealthy invaded by the shadowy world of the materially poor. Both of these worlds are well portrayed.
The characters are richly developed and engaging and the plot (almost) believable. A wonderful escapist read for one who usually goes for crime and psychological mysteries. I will certainly look out for more books by this author.
- Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 12 November 2014This is the best women's fiction I've read in 2014! I bought two copies of this novel for a reason: it had witty, exciting prose, a well-paced plot, and a completely love-able main character. Weeks after finishing the book, I couldn't stop thinking about Maia and her plight.
The School Gate Survival Guide had the right balance of tension and humour. Up until the end I wasn't certain if things really were going to turn out alright or not. It is rare to feel so immersed in a character's journey, to the point where I was walking the hallways of my workplace, trying to cram every spare minute into finding out what happened next to Maia.
I liked the portrait of a woman struggling to provide for her family amidst overwhelming obstacles. She isn't concerned with her less-than fashionable wardrobe or which yoga class she'll attend. Instead, she has street thugs to worry about, a leach-like partner, and serious financial woes. A lot of women's fiction tends to concentrate on women in medium to excellent financial conditions.
Having lived in the "ghetto/hood" (though I do not think this term is used in the UK) I could relate a great deal to Maia's journey and the plight of any woman feeling like she is being forced to live a life she doesn't want to, and the great sacrifices necessary to escape.
I recommend this book not only to woman, but to anyone who wants a book that has all the great ingredients of an excellent work of fiction: wonderful voice, humour, dialogue, plot and endearing characters!
- Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 25 January 2015Don't you just love it when you're reading a novel that you don't want to put down? When you re-play parts of it in your head when you're hoovering or sorting the washing. When you imagine the characters and can't wait to get back to your book or Kindle to re-join their lives and find out what happens next. The School Gate Survival Guide was one of those books for me. The protagonist, Maia, is a great character who I warmed to immediately, willing her to succeed with the challenges thrown at her. I love the premise that she's inherited private school fees but not the funds to provide uniforms, pay for school trips and so on. It would be easy to make this a book purely about class but, although that's a clear theme, it focuses more on what it's like to struggle, to feel out of your depth, and to make the right decisions for your family that may not be the right decisions for you. I adored her friend Clover and want one just like it! I genuinely didn't want to put this book down. The characters lingered with me when I wasn't reading and I'm still thinking about them now. Wonderful debut and can't wait for the next one
Top reviews from other countries
- SiggyReviewed in Canada on 15 January 2022
5.0 out of 5 stars Very enjoyable
A fun and easy to read book - a few smiles along the way.
- Ms. M. EdwardsReviewed in Spain on 14 August 2020
3.0 out of 5 stars I wanted hilarious. This is not hilarious
This book is well written and a good read, but I've given it only 3 stars as I can't imagine it being called hilarious without the author's permission. It's about grinding poverty, and emotional and physical cruelty. It does have it's amusing parts, and a surprising and pleasing ending, but hilarious? No.
- CHKReviewed in Mexico on 20 August 2021
5.0 out of 5 stars Very entertaining
Loved all the characters, the way Maia worked through everything that challenged her to grow and her dedication to her children.
- Susan Dunkley WiseReviewed in Australia on 17 April 2017
5.0 out of 5 stars Loving this book.
I am only half way through this book but so far it's as brilliant as all the others that Kerry has written, I love the humour, and the normalcy of all her characters, they are people you can really relate to, and wish you could drop in and see again even after the book is finished.
- Md PolakReviewed in the United States on 18 April 2021
5.0 out of 5 stars I love Kerry Fisher’s books!
This is the second book I’ve read from Kerry Fisher and I loved it just as much! She writes brilliantly: funny, emotional, unputdownable!