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Two Old Fools on a Camel: From Spain to Bahrain and back again. The third page-turning memoir from the New York Times bestselling author Kindle Edition
★ New York Times Bestseller ★
Reluctantly, Vicky and Joe leave their Spanish mountain village to work for a year in the Middle East. How could they know that the Arab revolution was poised to erupt, throwing them into violent events that would make world headlines?
Teaching Arab kids, working with crazy teachers, forming life-long friendships and being placed under house arrest, Vicky and Joe laugh and lurch through their year in Bahrain.
Includes FREE photobook and Arabic recipes from Nadia Sawalha.
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VICTORIA TWEAD ~ memoir writer
Unwind and laugh along with Victoria Twead as her life unfolds in unexpected and heart-warming ways.
Chickens, Mules and Two Old Fools and the Old Fools series

"All Creatures Great and Small" meets "Driving over Lemons"
- Laugh out loud
- Heart-warming stories
- Animals, great and small
- Colourful characters
- Recipes in every book
- Still-growing series
The Telegraph -- "a colourful glimpse of Andalucían life. And a psychopathic chicken or two...charming...funny" (2011)
The Catalunya Chronicle -- “Weeks later, you will be standing at your kitchen window doing the dishes and recall some fleeting scene with chickens or mules or two old fools and laugh out loud all over again.”(2011)
HarperCollins -- "laugh-out-loud funny...especially the Spanish women heckling over eggs from the English ... hilarious ... engaging... the interspersion of recipes is charming" (2010)
Victoria Twead
New York Times and Wall Street Journal bestselling author
Victoria Twead, chicken-wrangler and writer, lived in a tiny, remote, mountain village in Spain and owned perhaps the most dangerous cockerel in Europe. This inspired her to write the Old Fools’ series which have sold over a million copies.
Now "retired" in Australia. She continues to write and publish more books, only pausing to play princesses with her granddaughters.
The Old Fools series:
- Chickens, Mules and Two Old Fools
- Two Old Fools - Ole!
- Two Old Fools on a Camel
- Two Old Fools in Spain Again
- Two Old Fools in Turmoil
- Two Old Fools Down Under
- Prequel: One Young Fool in South Africa (Joe and Victoria Twead)
- Prequel: One Young Fool in Dorset
plus Two Old Fools in the Kitchen (cookbook)
Chickens, Mules and Two Old Fools
BOOK 1
If Joe and Vicky had known what relocating to a tiny Spanish mountain village would REALLY be like, they might have hesitated...
- Wall Street Journal Top 10 bestseller
Two Old Fools - Olé!
BOOK 2
Vicky and Joe have finished fixing up their house and look forward to peaceful days enjoying their retirement. Then the fish van arrives, and instead of delivering fresh fish, disgorges the Ufarte family.
Two Old Fools on a Camel
BOOK 3
Reluctantly, Vicky and Joe leave Spain to work for a year in the Middle East. Incredibly, the Arab revolution erupted, throwing them into violent events that made world headlines.
- New York Times bestseller three times
Two Old Fools in Spain Again
BOOK 4
Life refuses to stand still in tiny El Hoyo. Lola Ufarte’s behaviour surprises nobody, but when a millionaire becomes a neighbour, the village turns into a battleground.
Two Old Fools in Turmoil
BOOK 5
When dark, sinister clouds loom, Victoria and Joe find themselves facing life-changing decisions. Happily, silver linings also abound. A fresh new face joins the cast of well-known characters but the return of a bad penny may be more than some can handle.
Two Old Fools Down Under
BOOK 6
When Vicky and Joe wave goodbye to their beloved Spanish village, they face their future in Australia with some trepidation. Now they must build a new life amongst strangers, snakes and spiders the size of saucers. Accompanied by their enthusiastic new puppy, Lola, adventures abound, both heartwarming and terrifying.
One Young Fool in Dorset
PREQUEL
This light and charming story is the delightful prequel to Victoria Twead’s Old Fools series. Her childhood memories are vividly portrayed, leaving the reader chuckling and enjoying a warm sense of comfortable nostalgia.
One Young Fool in South Africa
PREQUEL
Who is Joe Twead? What happened before Joe met Victoria and they moved to a crazy Spanish mountain village? Joe vividly paints his childhood memories despite constant heckling from Victoria at his elbow.
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- ASIN : B00ALCKQGA
- Publisher : Ant Press
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- Publication date : 23 Dec. 2013
- Language : English
- File size : 5.5 MB
- Screen Reader : Supported
- Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
- X-Ray : Enabled
- Word Wise : Enabled
- Print length : 356 pages
- Page Flip : Enabled
- Book 3 of 7 : Old Fools
- Best Sellers Rank: 74,370 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
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About the author

Victoria Twead is an Amazon, New York Times and Wall Street Journal bestselling author and works in her pyjamas. After living in a remote mountain village in Spain for eleven years (and owning probably the most dangerous cockerel in Europe), Vicky and Joe emigrated to Australia to watch their new granddaughters thrive amongst kangaroos and koalas. Australia is home now and where another joyous life-chapter began.
The Old Fools series:
#1 Chickens, Mules and Two Old Fools
#2 Two Old Fools - Olé!
#3 Two Old Fools on a Camel
#4 Two Old Fools in Spain Again
#5 Two Old Fools in Turmoil
#6 Two Old Fools Down Under
#7 Two Old Fools Fair Dinkum
Also two prequels: One Young Fool in Dorset and One Young Fool in South Africa.
New - the Sixpenny Cross series
A is for Abigail
B is for Bella
C is for the Captain
D-Z works in progress
Victoria explains how 'Chickens' was hatched:
"I'm famous for my lists and records. I can't help myself; I think I inherited the record-keeping gene from my father. Every day I make a note of the weather, the temperature, the first snowdrop, the day the ants fly, the exchange rate of the euro, everything. I make packing lists, holiday lists, 'To Do' lists and 'Joe, Will You Please' lists. I even make lists of lists. My nickname at work was Schindler.
Also, I have terrible difficulty throwing anything away. I find my heart racing and my fingers clamp possessively on the object in question. After all, a rusty hostess trolley, or broken watch, or a 1996 calendar, or whatever, may come in useful some day... So I rarely delete old emails and have diaries dating back years.
Both these dubious character traits of mine, for a pleasant change, proved really useful and helped 'Chickens' to hatch.
Moving to Spain was undeniably a culture shock. Every new day produced events either hilarious or heart-warming. Food suddenly tasted better, human behaviour was more fascinating, local events more interesting. It was like seeing in colour for the first time, and the book began bubbling in my head.
Of course, Joe often lost patience with me, and rightly so. 'Stop dreaming, and concentrate! Hold that ladder steady or I'm going to break a leg in a minute!' But the book was relentless. As soon as I could, I unearthed all my records, notes, old emails to friends, and began to write.
It's funny where life takes you... When I was a little girl and asked what I wanted to be when I grew up, I always answered, 'A zoo-keeper.' No, I never realised that ambition, but life in Spain has not been that far removed. Okay, I agree, chickens, mules and all the other animals (including humans) I wrote about may not be very exotic. But their behaviour was just as riveting as that of any grizzly bear or meerkat.
As I wrote, the book made me laugh and cry. I love Spain. I love the Spanish people. I love Spanish food. I hope all this shines through in my writing, even when I'm describing some of the less pleasant things that happened to us."
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Customers find this memoir highly readable and entertaining, with brilliant humor that makes them laugh out loud. The book provides fascinating insights into life in Bahrain, and customers appreciate its well-written style. They enjoy the pacing, with one customer noting how easily they can imagine themselves in Spain, and they appreciate the wonderful characters that appear throughout the book.
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Customers find the book highly readable, describing it as a fantastic and entertaining read, with one customer noting it's more interesting than the author's previous work.
"...Nice one Victoria, wonder if we will be getting "Two Old Fools Down Under" anytime soon!" Read more
"Don't get me wrong, this book is as well written as the first two, however the elements that I loved from the first two books - immersion into every..." Read more
"...A brilliant read, particularly if you have read the others in the series. I can't wait for the next one." Read more
"...ride of a year in the Middle East, but it did make for an entertaining read...." Read more
Customers find the book brilliantly funny, with many noting they laughed out loud while reading.
"A laugh out loud book of the account of mixed fortunes of a year teaching in Bahrain. would highly recommend." Read more
"...Hilarious scenes at the smoking area! Parents evening-confusion with all the Mohammeds...." Read more
"...life for a couple of British expats in a tiny Spanish village, wonderfully written by "Auntie Vikki" Twead...." Read more
"...She has the ability to gently draw you into her world, with humour and compassion for the people she writes about...." Read more
Customers find the book interesting and educational, providing good insights into life and culture, particularly about Bahrain.
"...You learn customs of the Country-some surprising. It's very informative and interesting as I've never read anything set in or around this area...." Read more
"...Victoria writes with a charming wit and draws you into the story so that the characters feel like friends...." Read more
"...Interesting to read about the Arab Spring in this context, and would recommend to most people after an accessible yet informative account of those..." Read more
"...Always interesting, at times horrifying, once again I found myself transported into the life of this intrepid couple...." Read more
Customers praise the writing style of the book, finding it well-described and immensely readable, with one customer noting it is a triumph of storytelling written with wit.
"I love Victoria Twead's books! She has the ability to gently draw you into her world, with humour and compassion for the people she writes about...." Read more
"The author has an excellent knack of conveying her feelings about the characters she introduces us to in her books...." Read more
"...Victoria writes in such a way that you are drawn into her books and you become part of the adventure...." Read more
"...The book is written in such a way that you are absorbed into their lives from the start...." Read more
Customers enjoy the pacing of the book, with one mentioning the delightful Spanish village setting and another noting how it brings back memories.
"...She describes the characters and places so well, it wasn't an easy twelve months for her and Joe but together, and with the help of their work..." Read more
"...Nope, it's beyond me. Just as light and bubbly and refreshing as all the others...." Read more
"...It is mostly school-centric,focussed on teachers at the school, with very little perspective on life outside the school...." Read more
"...of an arabic country... and having visited Bahrain the landmarks and places were familiar... Added to the sudden shift from rural Spanish life to..." Read more
Customers appreciate the character development in the book, with one mentioning how the colorful characters in Bahrain feel like friends.
"...she becomes known to her charges and Joe introduce us to a fabulous array of characters, make some very good friends and also meet a few &#..." Read more
"...This was counter balanced with humour and the usual cast of brilliant characters, Fatimas mother being a personal favourite...." Read more
"...For me it plods along and misses the characters she had in the village in Spain. I didn't finish this one." Read more
"...She describes the characters and places so well, it wasn't an easy twelve months for her and Joe but together, and with the help of their work..." Read more
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- Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 27 February 2025A laugh out loud book of the account of mixed fortunes of a year teaching in Bahrain. would highly recommend.
- Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 15 April 2014I've read the two previous 'Old Fools' books and this one did not disappoint. Why four stars? Only to differentiate it from the five which I gave to Two Old Fools Ole as I felt that that was the stand-out best of the three and I wanted to reflect that it had that extra something. This has many many good points and I really enjoyed it, though, I feel I related better to and liked the Spanish setting in 'Chickens, Mules and Two Old Fools' and 'Two Old Fools Ole' as I have never visited the Middle East and I did kind of miss the little Spanish village and the characters there. I did learn lots about this other part of the world through this book though. The book starts off with their journey to Bahrain; Vicky and Joe are going to spend a year teaching in Bahrain before finally retiring and moving back to Spain. You learn customs of the Country-some surprising. It's very informative and interesting as I've never read anything set in or around this area. As they start teaching it soon becomes hilarious: Vicky starts taking the register. Their names!!! I really like Victoria Twead's writing style; as for her previous books, there are photos throughout and recipes giving a real feel for the different foods there. Recipes are from Nadia Sawalha! What a scoop! I wonder, did Victoria already know Nadia, did she just invite her to do the recipes or did she meet her out in Bahrain? Very interesting. Victoria has such a knack for expressing things in a different way. Hilarious scenes at the smoking area! Parents evening-confusion with all the Mohammeds. Then there's the rain in Bahrain, spending Christmas there, buying booze, ordering pizza, followed by devastation. In and amongst all this are examples of cards made for Victoria and penpal letters from pupils at 'The Gin Twins' school-these are all the more authentic as they have been left with the same misspellings that the children made-so moving this way. What an eyeopener! What pupils will do to cheat in exams!-both in Bahrain and the UK-Victoria tells all. I really enjoyed this, can't wait for the next chapter of Victoria and Joe's adventures.
- Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 27 February 2013I read "Chickens, Mules and Two Old" Fools some time ago, and then I noticed that my other half had accidentally downloaded "Two Old Fools - Ole" to my Kindle. I eagerly devoured this story of everyday life for a couple of British expats in a tiny Spanish village, wonderfully written by "Auntie Vikki" Twead. As soon I finished it I was straight on to the next one "Two Old Fools on a Camel"
"Uncle Joe" gets this hankering for a last stint at teaching, and they leave their cosy Spanish village life for the delights of a school in Bahrain which, of course, is rather different to "El Hoyo" and a bit of a shock to the system! Victoria or "Mees" as she becomes known to her charges and Joe introduce us to a fabulous array of characters, make some very good friends and also meet a few "oddballs". It certainly wasn't all partying as they were there during the "Arab Spring" of 2011 which brought a good deal of violence to Bahrain.
This book, like the other two, is a very good read. For anyone thinking the "grass is greener" by suddenly following a whim, the books pull no punches. It's not all wine and roses and painful mistakes can be made, but if if you've got the will to succeed and you are prepared to mix with the locals and get to know and understand their way of life, even later in life, a change can be highly satisfying.
Nice one Victoria, wonder if we will be getting "Two Old Fools Down Under" anytime soon!
- Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 11 January 2013I love Victoria Twead's books! She has the ability to gently draw you into her world, with humour and compassion for the people she writes about. Victoria has a gift for description and being able to recount events with a balanced view, which shows in 'Camel'. I have thoroughly enjoyed her books about Spain and did think twice about buying 'Camel', however, I loved it, because it is Victoria doing what she does best...telling you about her life and making you feel as though you are right there with her. Her friends become your friends and you can't help but visualise events in your mind and care deeply about all the people that she cares for. This author has a rare gift and talent...I can't say enough how much I love her books and could happily read one a year...however, if she was chained to a computer, she would not be living the life that we all love to read about so much. Thank you and keep doing what you are doing Victoria, because we love to read about it! xxx
- Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 29 December 2012Don't get me wrong, this book is as well written as the first two, however the elements that I loved from the first two books - immersion into every day life in Spain within the community - is missing from this book. It is mostly school-centric,focussed on teachers at the school, with very little perspective on life outside the school. I don't know if this is because its very hard for outsiders to interact with the locals unless you have lived there for a few years.
Vicky has done a brilliant job at bringing alive the different personalities of the teachers at school, and it was lovely to catch up with them in the epilogue.I was also hoping to see some authentic recipes from Bahrain (though personally I don't buy the books for the recipes). Full credit to the author for cataloging the tumultuous events in Bahrain in the last year, it was very interesting to read a first-hand account of events as they happened.
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- ann lambertReviewed in Australia on 7 January 2015
5.0 out of 5 stars Easy read
An enjoyable and easy read. As teacher I could relate to so many of their daily struggles. Also learnt more about Bahrain. Am continuing to read the series in my school holidays
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iceegg22Reviewed in Germany on 15 February 2013
5.0 out of 5 stars Angenehm zu lesen
Dieses Buch ist weder als Reiseführer noch als politische Expertise gedacht, sondern schildert die Erlebnisse von Victoria Twead und ihrem Mann Joe während des Jahres, das die beiden als Lehrer in Bahrain verbracht haben. Die Erzählung ist humorvoll, aber sensibel und wie schon in den ersten beiden Büchern hat man bald das Gefühl, die Leute zu kennen und dabei gewesen zu sein. Auch die kulinarischen Genüsse kommen nicht zu kurz, im Buch verteilt sind viele Rezepte für arabische Köstlichkeiten, die einem das Wasser im Mund zusammenlaufen lassen. Ideale Urlaubslektüre!
- Kindle CustomerReviewed in Canada on 24 October 2014
5.0 out of 5 stars Victoria Twead is a fantastic story teller
I read all four books in this ''Old Fools'' series and I expected that it would start feeling 'old' by the 3rd book. I was wrong. Victoria Twead is a fantastic story teller. I highly recommend this book and the whole series.
- VmpReviewed in the United States on 22 December 2022
5.0 out of 5 stars Fascinating, informative and very enjoyable
After finishing and loving Victoria Twead’s second Two Old Fools book recently, I decided I wanted to read the sequel as I was intrigued about the year the couple spent in Bahrain. I am happy to say I thoroughly enjoyed it despite the unhappy circumstances Joe and Victoria found themselves in. For all the problems, they made some wonderful friends in Bahrain and as always, their lives were filled with some highly colourful characters, whom Victoria describes with great humour and perception. I loved reading about her cheeky students and the regular results from her spelling tests had me in stitches. The book also deals with the tragic events of the Arab Spring uprisings which occurred during their stay, so I learnt a lot from reading this memoir. For foodies too, there are great recipes included as chapter separators. My thanks to Victoria for a fascinating, informative and very enjoyable read.
- Jane Juanita RobertsReviewed in Spain on 27 December 2012
5.0 out of 5 stars A great read
I have read the two other books in the trilogy, and loved them both but this can be read alone too. I like Ms Twead's style of writing which is very descriptive without being boring by giving too much detail....I can imagine just what it was like to be there, how everything looked and I got to feel I knew all the characters. In fact whilst reading it the book became a part of my life too, I was there, sharing the joys and the sadness. A great read for anyone who wants a book to become involved with, just ration it a bit or else you will finish it too quickly!